Fireside Fun

Fireside, Texas

Population: 847

Fireside Fun

Station KOFF Salutes:

All persons with bunions who participated in the Butternut Squash Harvest Walk-a-thon anyway! No other town has the harvest spirit like Fireside!

KOFF listeners: Remember to tune-in to Miss Alma Webster, also known as the "Voice of Fireside and the Texas Hill Country" each weekday at noon. You'll be kept abreast of the latest breaking local news, funeral services, birth announcements, and our ever popular, "Used Items for Sale or Loan" broadcast.

Come see us at the Fireside Inn, located on Mustang Grape Run, where our guests do not have to lock their doors at night, mainly because no one has got anything anyone else wants.

For those of you planning a wedding, the Fireside Inn has a reception kit for you. It includes a Bundt wedding cake with cream cheese or German chocolate icing, twenty-four matching paper plates and cups, two gallons of green sherbet punch, and a pound of birdseed. In addition, you will be entitled to VIP guest treatment. With this you will receive fresh linens on even-numbered days and hot sticky buns and coffee on odd-numbered days. We have bathrooms on every floor--always one located down the hall from you. To top this all off, Mona has just graduated from a correspondence course on "How to be a Concierge Extraordinaire" so she can attend to all your Fireside sightseeing whims. So when you have hotel or reception needs, rest assured that the FIRESIDE INN is equipped to serve!