Welcome to Fireside, Texas--Where no strangers are known!  We are the home of the free and the brave--and the everlasting polite person.  We never take the last cookie.  No one eats beets, but we thank the hostess for them, anyway.

Climate:  Cheerful and cozy.

Main Industry:  Minding our children and our neighbor's business.

Local News--Our very own William Bartlett, world-
renowned architect, has returned to Fireside to take
up residence in his family estate located next door to
the library.  Ladies bake some pies!

World News--We don't think there is much going on in the world outside of Fireside.  If you hear of anything, please contact Juliet.

This page is proudly sponsored by:


          MILTON'S GECKO FARM


     STOP SNORING IN ITS TRACKS NOW!!!

 Milton's flesh-colored geckos are trained to sit 
on the nostrils of your loved one, exerting just 
the right amount of pressure to stop snoring.  
They are recyclable, unlike those nasal strips, 
and serve as companions, too.  Known worldwide to improve the spirits and bring harmony to a disgruntled marriage.  A one-year warranty comes with every gecko.  Come by our distribution center on Main Street and say Milton sent you!

      
      Training Geckos with Pride since 1972!